Tuesday, August 21, 2012

5 Ultimate Insults When You're 5


Remember when you were 5? No?

Well, let me remind you. You thought you were invincible – there was nothing you couldn’t do. 

You had the power to wound others with your very clever words… or so you thought.

Here’s a list of my 5 year old’s favourite insults:

1. I’m not your friend anymore! 
Fortunately, 5 year olds are fickle creatures and they are likely to be your best buddy again in a few minutes.



   2. You’re a baby! 
   These are harsh words when you are the ripe old age of 5.

   3. You scribbled! 
   Another particularly upsetting comment because it implies that you are, in fact, a baby.




   4. You’re not coming to my party! 
   The great thing about this insult is that 5 year olds have no concept of time so it can be used even if your birthday is 12 months away.


   5. Stinky poo bum head! 
   The number one insult for 5 year olds.



What was your ultimate insult when you were a kid? And be nice or I won’t be your friend anymore… :)



Leanne

14 comments:

  1. I love this Leanne! My little Grace is 2y8m and is picking up all sorts of expressions. We haven't got to insults yet. Although she has picked up a rather unpleased habit of 'shooting' anyone who displeases her.. 'pow, pow' she says pointing her drink bottle... I guess it is pretty insulting when you think about it!

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    1. Thanks Catherine! At least you'll be prepared if Grace moves onto insults. :)

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  2. gotta laugh at stinky poo bum head. my 2 year old has learnt that now and uses it seasonally to attack family members

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    1. Ha! Look on the bright side - she is clearly gifted if she has worked that out at the mere age of 2. :)

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  3. That's classic! Mine son isn't old enough yet, still 4 and a bit years to go but...my Mum told me that when I was that age, she'd see me doing the 'rude finger' to kids. I'd obviously picked it up somewhere and didn't know what on earth it meant, but apparently i'd stand there with my finger up, tongue stuck between my lips and squinted eyes. When my Mum caught me she threatened to chop it off.

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    1. He he. Who needs insults when you can give the rude finger? I can only imagine your mum's horror when she caught you! :)

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  4. oh my word, i wish i was i was five againw here the worst insult was 'you scribbled!!"

    #teamIBOT

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    1. Yeah, me too, Lyndaal. Life was so much simpler then, wasn't it?

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  5. Ha ha ha This is all so true. My little guy turns 5 on friday. I have heard all of these sayings. :)

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    1. Well, Jane - you know exactly what I'm talking about then! Happy birthday to your little man for Friday - hope you're still invited to his party. ;)

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  6. Oh my four year old hates the 'i'm not your friend any more." He really does feel that it is the worst insult ever!

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    1. For some reason, that one really gets to them doesn't it?

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  7. My five year old twins just turned six , they were top of the insult your brother list and still are.

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  8. Wow! 5 year old twins - that must keep you busy, Trish!

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