Remember when you were 5? No?
Well, let me remind you. You thought you were invincible –
there was nothing you couldn’t do.
You had the power to wound others with your very clever words… or so you thought.
Here’s a list of my 5 year old’s favourite insults:
1. I’m not your friend anymore!
Fortunately, 5 year olds are fickle
creatures and they are likely to be your best buddy again in a few minutes.
2. You’re a baby!
These are harsh words when you are the ripe old age of 5.
3. You scribbled!
Another particularly upsetting comment because it implies that you are, in fact, a baby.
4. You’re not coming to my party!
The great thing about this insult is that 5
year olds have no concept of time so it can be used even if your birthday is 12
months away.
5. Stinky poo bum head!
The number one insult for 5 year olds.
What was your ultimate insult when you were a kid? And be
nice or I won’t be your friend anymore… :)
Leanne
